Everybody needs to look at LeBron’s toes right now. Or don’t look, because you really can’t unsee these things once you’ve seen them.

This photo popped up on Reddit (via TheYBF.com), and I’m not sure what to think anymore. I’ve been looking at it trying to figure out how the greatest athlete in the NBA can get around with his foot-digits like that. 

Let’s see how many one-liners we can come up with in a row (because these toes certainly aren’t in a row). (Hey, that’s one already.)

• Dog pile on the big toe!
• Somewhere, Rex Ryan is weeping.
• “Started from the bottom, now we here”—LeBron’s pinkie toe.
• This little piggie went to market, this little piggie—oh my gosh. I can’t touch these anymore. The rest of the little piggies went home. Forever.
• This is the most literal toe-jam I’ve ever seen.

That was fun. Seriously, though, athletes can have some messed up appendages. Take Deion Sanders’ toes, for instance:

Granted, that was after surgery, but the moral of the story is that athletes should always wear shoes—always.